August 14, 2006

"KANK"---wht was that???

sheesh! wht a waste of good time and money!!!
My friends and me went for the first day first show of "KANK" n ive got juss one word for the movie ---DISASTER!
Wonder wht the hype was all about!
me being a ardent "SRK" fan was all super exited to go for it more than 2 weeks in advance...n thn wht does he do?? let me down big time..hmph!
I remember havin those pre "KANK" long discussions bout how the movie wud be and after reading the huge expectations karan and amitabh had managed to create in their interviews , we were almost certain tht "SRK" and "rani" wud set the screen on fire once again!! LIARS! :( yep surely the screen wud be set on fire ...but probably by the angry audience who were thoroughly let down by a stupid story n senseless acting! hmph...
The only good thing bout "KANK" are the songs...they r beautiful n thts one of the reasons i had my expectations high...but even they were put all in the wrong places...the beautiful title song was all spoilt by makin it a "first meet" song...sheesh...(who the hell says "kabhi alvida na kehna" to a stranger u juss come across...not me), mitwa was good n thankgod atleast it dint pop up at a funeral or sumthin...hmph!


but thn overall it seemed tht KJ juss wanted to push those wonderful songs in between some crappy scenes n dint know wht he was doin...either he dint get it right or i dint...*snigger*AB has played his part well and for the first time junior AB has won my heart over SRK :)...thr sure were a coupla good shots but thn we expect sumthin better than tht frm such a bigbanner multistarer film isnt it??? *sigh*
The response was outrageous...yeah , nobvody liked it *snigger* (outrageously disgusting) n now i know why sanjay dutt said tht the movie mite lead even the best of couples to think bout their marriages n go for a divorce...lol!!
Peopple had already started walkin out even before the movie ended...but me a hopeless "SRK" fan still clung on to the hope tht IT (the storyn his crappy acting) wud actually get better in the last 5 minutes atleast...hmph!! but i was greatly dissapointed...
we went home wth a light pocket, a pissed off mood and an invisible "anti karanjohar" banner on our head instead of the halo i normally hav there...esp while watchin a KJ flick...

but wht the hell! atleast the popcorn was good
*uh oh...apun ke andar ka optimist jaag utha* :D

PS: those who r planning on goin for the movie,please sell ur tickets unless u guys get the news tht a tsunami is coming and the only safe place is a multiplex...better still , stay at the snack bar...its better than the 3hours of crap ...even the "bubblegum wrapup" couldent save the film...eyuckkk!!!

17 comments:

  1. You hmphed about 10 times in the post.

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  2. couldnt agree more...horrible to say the least!

    It has been a painful experience

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  3. @ confused
    stop exaggeratin rohit...now tht u said it , i counted ...its only 4 in the whole post...hmph! ;p(tht makes it 5 now...lol!!!)

    @ chandni
    u bet!! it was a total letdown :(

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  4. I watched it in Gurgaon. 180rs! Aaargh!!!!

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  5. I stopped watchin em..hindi flicks :P

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  6. LOL Pri is it that bad! hahahaha nice n funny post :):) I wanted to go see it and now that u warned me I WONT SEE IT. Sounds like another Bollywood candy-floss left-overs.

    **now i know why sanjay dutt said tht the movie mite lead even the best of couples to think bout their marriages n go for a divorce

    ROFL!


    tnxxx for warning me Pri - I'd save my money in this case then :)


    Keshi.

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  7. I think it was good..! " Had a deeper meaning" to it!!!!!!!
    IF lady in the water was good, this was mind blowing!
    Sacchi!

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  8. ur telling me now!!!
    I saw the 3.5 hrs of torcher wondering when the movie will end!
    Unnecessarily dragged...the storyline cld have been made so much better!!...if only KJ had used some brains!

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  9. @ kart
    believe me,my response was the same :(

    @ la vida loca
    wise desicion pal...its time i joined the "anti KJO" club too lol!!!

    @ keshi
    u r most welcome keshi...:D im sure u wudent njoy it...its sheer torture to the sane mind ...sigh!

    @ critics_anonymous
    yeah yeah...u never really lose ur sarcasm dont u ? even in ur comments...n btw wiseguy, i liked "lady in the water"...go catch the deeper meanin in "KANK" n lemme know if u do get it...

    @ ekta
    i couldent agree more ekta...join the club! :p

    @ keshi
    yeah yeah keshi, laugh on us dumb mortals who yet again did the stupid folly of goin for tht crappy flick...:((

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  10. heheh,
    am soooo glas I havent seen this movie and will never see it too...!

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  11. haha..ben hearing from everyone that it sucked..so avoided it. thank God

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  12. u can read the editorial page of thsi saturday's hindustan times...if u r feelin the above..!

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  13. @ anand
    lucky you!!! :(

    @ pythoroshan
    yeh, u were saved the torture ...heehee...n heyy welcome to "nostalgic moments" :).thanks for droppin by


    @ anirudh
    yeah, apparently i heard its makin a lotta profits overseas...sheesh either those ppl r losing it or we are...lol!
    guess its to each his own again :)

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  14. lol who's calling who dumb..cos I watched in on Sat lollllll!

    Keshi.

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  15. oh god.. why didn't you forward me to this blog before i went on to watch the crap :(
    couldn't agree more..

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  16. almost the same kind of review that i had posted long back...KJ and SRK had let their fans down!!

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