nursery rhymes just for u...ting tong!!

today is a lazzy sick day in the life of pri...and she has almost finished the whole bottle of 'cough syrup' and is feeling very proud of herself...

its a childhood habit...while most children competed to drink their glass of milk, urs truly would wait for a 'cold' to compete (or rather break her own record)finishing off the cough syrup bottle...heyy really! no kidding!!:-/ *makes a straight face*
and then i used to get great pleasure in bugging everyone around with alternating spells of drowsiness and hyperactivity...heehee

so now u know what to blame for the 'idle musings' posted below?---obviously 'the high' u idiots!

please note: this post is written in a kinda intoxicated state (or so i would like you to believe)and should NOT be held responsible for corrupting the mind of toddlers and infants and preschoolers with my 'modified nursery rhymes' nor be accused of confusing them...because i do have a feeling they too read my blog :-/ *alert! delusion attack! alert!!*

so with the 'runningnose-swollenface-and-frogyvoice-blues', i share with u my kindergarten memories upgraded as of today and right now...

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jack and jill went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of water...
on the way they found a bar,
and both stepped in for a 'quarter'

err...sorry for imparting the influence of alcohol on young minds and making what could turn into a serious issue, sound so casual...heehee
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baba black sheep have u any wool?
try to sell it and dont be a fool...
the master dosent need it, the dame's too busy to knit...
and the lil boy down the lane has just thrown a fit!

err..now where did i get that from??*puzzled*

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humpty dumpty sat on a wall...
humpty dumpty had a great fall...
all the kings horses and men werent anywhwre around
and in the peak of the summer heat, a fried egg was found!! har har!! :D

no offence mister humpty dumpty..but its time the kiddos got to know u were just an EGG!
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polly put the kettle on kettle on kettle on
polly put the kettle on
and she got a nasty burn...
suki put it off again off again off again...
suki put it off again
a lesson very good to learn...

i am so proud of myself..im actually teaching kids not to play with fire *pats herself on the back*
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lil miss muffet sat on a tuffet,
eating her curd and whey...
there came a sensible spider and smirked beside her...
"the diet wont help u i'd say"...

ooooohhh...am i unknowingly being calorie conscious??sigh!
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johny johny?... yes papa
eating sugar?...yes papa
telling the truth again?...yes papa
sigh!in this world, ul never be at par! :-/

yes kids should learn the rules of the game!!err...u gotta fib ur way out of trouble sometimes...muhahaha
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pat-a-cake pat-a-cake u typical man
bake me a cake as fast as u can
pat it and prick it and give it to fred,
and hel'l put it to use to kill the rats instead!!

have u ever survived a mans cooking without any side-effects in the bargain??heehee
ok ok before u guys retalliate, i admit there are exceptions...some men CAN cook just as some women cant :-/


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georgie porgie pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
when all the boys came out to play
he kissed them too and made their day!

(eep! how homosexual :-/)
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we all knew the famous ringa ringa roses as kids...well recently i got to know the creepier versions which are apparently more famous in us and uk...check it out here
but i think il'l stick to the version i learnt as a kid...
never really could comprehend what it was supposed to mean so here's a lil modification so that all your toddlers dont end up as confused about it as i am :-/

ring-a-ring-a roses
a pocketful of posies
"hushaa bushaa"
i sound like a cannible clown! :-/
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ok i think the effect is wearing off now...not feeling as dizzy anymore...but before i read what i have typed and realise how silly it sounds let me head for more cough syrup! :-/

'benadryl benadryl here i come again...
do wonders to my creativity...
benaaaaadryllll benadrrryyyyylllll'

now picture me singing the above lines like in the 'zandu balm zandu balm pida hari balm' jingle on tv with a benadryl bottle in my hand instead...*blush*
pri draws the blanket over her face and shys away...